The lovely ladies at Momalom are hosting a contest for the good peeps at 3sprouts.com (a site chock full of baby items so adorable you’ll have to stop looking after 30 seconds because you will have annoyed yourself by how many times you’ve said “awwwwww!”), wherein they’ve challenged mamas to write about something unexpected we’ve encountered during our mothering journey.
Most participants have penned (computered?) beautiful tales of the joy they’ve experienced as mothers: the magical moment the baby you’ve been waiting forty weeks to meet finally arrives, the excitement over his first smile, the surprise at your capacity to adore something so noisy and often quite smelly. Those things are all true and wonderful (the old “you can’t imagine how much you can love someone till you become a mother!” adage may be cliche, but the sickeningly sweet sentiment is 100% accurate), and I assure you I share their joy – but I fully expected to love my baby with all my heart and to take great pleasure in all the little wonders. When asked what I didn’t expect to encounter in my new role as Mama, the first thing that popped into my mind was my complete and utter hatred of breastfeeding (AKA “my first complete and utter failure as a mother”).
Above: a scene from The Innocent Nursing Days (which lasted approximately 72 hours), i.e. the time before I came down from my new-mom-everything-is-wonderful high and realized I did not enjoy this activity, not one bit, not even with a canine companion and an iPhone with the Words With Friends app installed at my side.