I’ve always been jealous of people who have a “thing” — you know, a hobby they’re incredibly passionate about, or a skill they’ve honed, or some special talent that is deeply associated with their identity. It’s their thing.
Unlike those lucky bastards who are awesome at singing or really into making model trains or whatever, I’ve never had a thing. I like plenty of stuff, but I’ve never been passionate about anything to the point of it being a defining factor in my life (except perhaps fountain Dr Pepper, but that’s more a crippling addiction than a thing). Talent-wise, I’ve proven to be marginally competent at a wide variety of everyday endeavors (slow jogging! Mind-numbingly boring technical writing! Above-average cupcake-decorating!), but none of those are really thing-worthy.
This may sound silly (especially if you do have a thing and can’t understand what life is like for us thing-less losers), but I’ve spent a lot of time over the years lamenting my thinglessness. I felt like I was lacking something fundamental in my life that everyone else seemed to have, like I was incomplete in some way. Unfocused, maybe. Being asked to describe myself (a godawful icebreaker that should be abolished) was downright panic-inducing: “um…I like reading…and…soda? I’m really good at editing other people’s shitty writing, and…OK, CAN WE PLEASE MOVE ON NOW; PERHAPS YOU CAN ASK ME TO DISCUSS WHAT HAPPENED ON BIG BROTHER LAST NIGHT INSTEAD?!”
Worse yet, for the past several years I’ve worried that my past struggles had become my de facto thing, not because I was fixated on them but because my scars are on display for the world to see. Short of wearing a burka or getting my body covered in tattoos (I’m working on the latter but it’s just too hot for the former), it’s simply not possible for me to hide them all. This is incredibly unfortunate for me since the person I am today shares little in common with the disaster-woman who put those stupid scars there (except for our love of Dr Pepper!), and I can tell you with authority that the only thing worse than not having a thing at all is people thinking that your thing is being an unstable mental patient.
And then I had Bubba, and I found my thing.
Is that corny? Sappy? Cliche? A total thing cop-out? Probably, but I don’t care. I’ve never been as good at anything as I am at being his mom. Nothing has ever come so naturally to me or brought me even a fraction of the joy I get just from being around that ridiculous child. Of course parenting has its challenges, but I can honestly say that I have zero complaints about my son or parenting in general. Just watching him be his cute little self fills my heart with such pride and love and joy that I fear it may burst at any moment, even when he’s throwing sand at me (which we all know is the most heinous crime anyone can commit, because sand is seriously the worst).
With Bubba, I feel complete (note to TFW: do not take this as a concession to your “one kid is plenty” stance; my life would be even more complete with two or three kids…ahem). I have purpose and passion and reason. I have a thing, and it feels awesome.
(I do still wish I could draw or something, though. Dammit!)