The scene: It’s Saturday afternoon and I’m hanging out with my big sis. In a very rare move for me, I’m wearing something other than total crap purchased a half decade ago at Target or Forever 21. This is quite surprising; to say I am typically not fashion-savvy is an understatement. As evidence, this was the best thing I could scrounge together for Christmas:
I just don’t care about fashion. It’s too much effort, I don’t know what I’m doing, it costs money, you have to try things on…no thank you.
But a couple weeks ago, I passed by the Gap while at the mall for some delicious Fatburger (when you have a toddler, these are the kind of thrilling outings you concoct for yourselves since they can’t be trusted to behave in normal society) and I saw some printed skinny jeans in the window. Again, I really don’t care about clothes, but for some reason I was drawn to these stupid pants. They just seemed…cool. I had nothing to wear them with and really no idea whether they looked good or not, but I wanted them. Behold:
This is not my hot body nor are those my cute shoes. Regrettably.
My defenses were down because I was in a burger-induced coma, and they were 30% off, so I purchased them.
Anyway, back to the scene at hand.
Shannon takes note of my decidedly “not me” outfit and asks where I got my pants. I explain about the Fatburger coma and then say, “they’re a little too cool for me; if only I were one of the twins, I could totally pull them off!”
To which she replies with some sage older sister wisdom: “Well, no one knows who you are when you’re out in public…for all they know, you ARE cool and you DO pull them off!”
So if you see a tattooed chick with gray roots (and yes, that’s roots as in “hair that hasn’t been dyed,” not boots as in “cool shoes I do not own”) and AWESOME pants…I am pulling them off.